In church on Sunday I watched the children frolicking and free.

I think about what time has done to me.

Now that I'm getting older without any hair

I know my heavenly body is waiting for me so I really don't care.

 

Being bald has many advantages over a full head of hair.

Shampooing for instance only takes a moment for us, so there.

God only made so many perfect heads and likes to show them to the world

The rest he covered all the imperfections with hair, some straight some curled.

 

Another advantage is in the mornings we don't worry about our hair

I guess we don't worry because we always look good without it's care.

Brushing and combing takes time and effort that we don't need to do

And no matter how hard we work we still look good when the day is through.

 

Bald us better. So my advice to you is to shave your head.

And then you won't need to worry about the hair while in bed

Of course many baldys buy a toupee or a wig, I don't know why

Everyone knows what you look like anyway so I ask why buy?